Stephanie Fahey

Stephanie was born with no eyeballs. However, she has been able to construct an alternate sense of “sight” based on her other senses (smell, touch, and sound… not taste), much like one of the popular superheroes of the era, Batman. She wears sunglasses at all times to cover up her hideously deformed eye sockets. Ironically, Stephanie is one of the best sight readers in the group. She’s a music and philosophy major who likes to sing about the deeper issues of existence (ie – The itsy bitsy spider). Her hobbies include songwriting and seeing how many times she can park illegally before her car gets towed (turns out it’s four). Stephanie is well-known throughout campus for having started an underground fight club, of which all of us in no comment are members. Erm, I mean… what fight club?