Mike Pietrantoni

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven bags,
Every bag had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, bags, and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

The correct answer: Mike Pietrantoni.
Mike is a junior from Lombard, IL. and is a world champion mine-sweeper. Not in the literal sense, but in that he's really really good at the game Minesweeper. If you've ever heard of the game, then you know the name Mike Pietrantoni. He can beat a game of Expert in under 45 seconds. But that's just his profession. For fun, he likes to study speech pathology and Greek scientology. One amazing fact about Mike: In a recent national election, he received more write-in votes than the Kool-aid man and Snoop Dogg combined!