Ken Brennan

Ken basically spends most of his time looking into the mirror and trying to look as much like Imhotep as possible. When he's not doing that, he's pursuing his degree in Pig Latin from Austin Peay State University.  Ken was once invited to play in a shuffleboard tournament at the White house. He made it to the final round, but tripped on a shoelace during a critical move ("why would anyone just leave a shoelace lying on the ground!?" Ken was later reported to ask) and lost the championship. He won the silver cup, got to meet the Vice President and won One thousand Canadian dollars. Oh, and Ken can dance.