Josh Finkle

Name: Josh Finkle
Favorite Band/musician: Moxy Früvous... Simon and Garfunkel?
Favorite Actor/Actress: The guy who played "Man at bench" in Forrest Gump! Yeah... This Guy
Favorite Food: High-fructose corn syrup...
Zodiac Sign: "NO U-TURN"
Pick up Line: "See my friend over there? ... Yeah, he was too shy to ask you, but he wanted to know if you thought I was cute."
Best known for: That time I came back to rehearsal from a bathroom break with water all over my clothes, and I told everyone that someone had sprayed me with a water gun...
Always remember to... check whether the toilet seat is down before sitting...
Dream Car: I was in a Flintstones-esque car, and... and John Lithgow was there, only it wasn't John Lithgow, it was that psych TA I had sophomore year... but we were in this Flintstones car, Y'know? Where you have to run to get it to move? And I was running, but no matter how fast I ran, I just... the car wouldn't move.
I've never... really liked the taste of mustard.
I wish I had... at least sort-of liked the taste of mustard.