Billy Poetker

Billy is a freshman from Buffalo Grove, IL. He is a noted and distinguished alumnus of Martin Luther King Junior High school. After which he proudly attended Martin Luther King Jr. High School. He is fluent in Adamorobe Sign Language, and can stack more Oreo cookies than anyone else I know. (he has the regional record for double-stuff stacking with six!) When he came to the University of Illinois, he legally changed his name from Bainbridge Poetker. (which is an anagram for "Ripened Tiger Kabob")  Many years ago, Billy is an ameteur Music reviewer and has been quoted multiple times in Rolling Stone Magazine. He had this to say on R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet: "This is the melody that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time. Listen to the Nocturne of Shadow"